Sunday, 6 June 2010

Islaam 101 Salat-Salah Prayer moves (rakat) with Diana

Diana's amazing guide to being a moslem (aks Muslim in urdu).
(click picture-foto for larger, free use).

Very useful during the islamification/islamization of nations and after during the 'kaliphate' or at least the Islamic State.

1 have bath or shower. This is washing.
2 wear modest clothing and hijab, (see statue of Diana for details).
3 Wudu-Wash. errr then washing is needed. So facilities are provided for the prayers to wash their face hands and feet.
4 Shoes off - go barefoot, like Diana of Efezus or in socks (clean no holes please).
(this comes before Wudu-Washing in most western mosques-masjids.

might need a sutrah object (screen  or anything) in front of the moslem. It could be a t-shirt with a crescent moon, image of Diana of Efez or even verses from the koran...

If women are allowed in a masjid it might have a seperate room or screen or balcony. Its called gender segregation. stop complaining (or at least keep the chatter for the womens W/c, women's institute, at the girls grammer school, the femminist meeting, lesbian bar,  women's group, women's shower room, etc etc (yawn).

Finding the Qiblah ; the marker for the direction of prayer to Mecca. The Qiblah should be easy to find as in masjid-mosques it is the big ornate archway or alcove-niche, hollow vulvaic thing. Room for an idol but Azam! As if by magic the arabs and muslims doent have one. Called a Yoni in Hindi...

If you are in space... Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has stated that one should face the direction of the Earth.

No natter or chatter or gossip in the masjid. prayers and speech in whispers. This is so as not to disturb the prayers.

Prayer moves: Rakat (Rakah).
Hands-up!, bow, grovel then kneel up, have a second grovel and kneel up, look right, look left.

Women showing their fuck-holes.
huh? some differ but all prudes agree the lower fuck holes should be covered.
see awrah/awrat.

'O believers, and underage boys should not intrude your privacy at three times of day: before the dawn prayer, when you are resting at noon, and after the evening prayer. These are three Awrah for you.' - Quran 24:58-Sura Al-Nur

"O ye children of Adam! We have bessstowed dressssss upon you to cover your nakednesssss..."
 - Quran Sura- Al-A'raf 7:26

Sutrah bag. for the fashionable moslem.
instant-hijab hoodie. modern fashon.

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